Pence Pence

FRIDAY

Nice Big Photo of Turkey Sandwich

Breakfast

  • 3 Egg Whites with Mayonnaise Vinaigrette
  • 4 Hard Boiled Eggs
  • Unbuttered White Toast
  • Corn Smoothie

Lunch

  • Turkey & Swiss Sandwich on White (Cut in 3 sections)
  • No Lettuce, No Tomatoes, Extra Mayo

Snack

  • 14 Peanuts

Dinner

  • Dinosaur Nuggets
  • Mother's Spaghetti
  • Tall Glass Of Milk

Late Night Snack

  • 14 Peanuts

THURSDAY

Big Photo Of Hot Coffee

Breakfast

  • 3 Loose Handfuls Of Cheerios
  • Pot Of Coffee

Lunch

  • Turkey & Swiss Sandwich on White (Cut in 4 sections)
  • No Lettuce, No Tomatoes, Mayo on the Outside
  • 2 Scoops Of Great Grammy Jean's Ham Salad

Snack

  • One Bite of Granny Smith Apple
  • 3/4 jars of JIF Peanut Butter (Creamy)

Dinner

  • Roast Turkey with Salt (No Pepper)
  • Mashed Potatoes and Ketchup
  • 4 Ears of Corn
  • Shot of Beer

Late Night Snack

  • 6 Ears of Corn

WEDNESDAY

Big Photo Plate of Meatballs

Breakfast

  • 6 Hash Browns (McDonald's)
  • 2 Medium Vanilla Shakes (McDonald's)
  • 2 Large Orange Juice (McDonald's)
EDITOR'S NOTE: I don't normally eat six hash browns for breakfast, but after finding out that my breakfast meeting was with a non-relative female, I had to abruptly cancel and head back to the White House for a briefing on Russia stuff.

Lunch

  • 1/2 lb Loose Turkey (non-spicy)
  • 2 Cups Mayo For Dipping
  • Head of Lettuce (Non-Shredded)

Snack

  • 3 Swedish Meatballs
  • 3 Non-Swedish Meatballs

Dinner

  • 2 lbs Loose Turkey (extra non-spicy)
  • 4 Deep Fried Corn Balls
  • 1/2 Turkey Sandwich - american cheese, coleslaw, mustard and relish
  • Corn Seltzer

Late Night Snack

  • Ketchup Popsicle

TUESDAY

Same Photo of Turkey Sandwich as before

Breakfast

  • N/A

Lunch

  • N/A

Snack

  • N/A
EDITOR'S NOTE: Mother and I had the rumblies in the morning, so we ended up sleeping in our beds for most of the day.

Dinner

  • Turkey & Swiss Sandwich on White (Cut in three sections)
  • No Lettuce, No Tomatoes, Extra Mayo

Late Night Snack

  • N/A
(Mother said no again on account of the rumblies)

MONDAY

Big Photo Of Arby's Curly Fries

Breakfast

  • 1 three-egg omelette with spinach
  • 2 four-egg omelettes with double spinach
  • 12 oz. of Steam

Lunch

  • Turkey Pita with Corn 3 Ways (fried, boiled, pureed)
  • 2 oz. bag of Flamin Hot Cheetos (plain)
  • 3 Diet Dr. Peppers

Snack

  • 83 Grapes

Dinner

  • Beef 'n Cheddar (Arby's)
  • Large Curly Fries (Arby's)
  • Large Jamocha Shake (Arby's)

Late Night Snack

  • 3 Slices White Bread
  • Tall Glass Of Whole Milk
  • 1 Bottle Of NyQuil